IMPORTANT 

Transmissions monitored, received and recorded through intercept bureaus in various quadrants situated in outposts mapped in beltways within the Heinz Pagels Intergalactic Cybersphere (HPIC) are provided as a public service by Yossarian Universal (YU) News Service which continues to offer the most reliable source of news and information from all regions of outer space when available.  NOTE: At a rate of twelve million miles a minute, news in outer space travels fast, yet reaches its maximum end point quantified in measured light years. Differences in relative time zones, dark sectors, and interstellar transitions are critical factors in strict compliance with standard practices and procedures of the Universal Code of Dissent (Chap. 22, Sec. 51), and in direct proportion to the relative speed and curvature of sequential space in translation. All news from outer space is unrestricted and declassified.